(or why you shouldn't wear a bikini while using the smoker)
- Prepare smoker to smoke fish
- Scream at smoker for not smoking
- Scream at smoker for smoking too much (it is fish! for chrissakes)
- Wonder if it's on fire
- It IS on fire
- Scream at husband for not cleaning smoker
- Rescue fish from blaze
- Tend to 3rd degree burns since I am wearing bikini, (did ya ever see the episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun--frying bacon while nude?--was almost there)
- Drink
- Finish up dip
- Drink (oh, well, steps 9 and 10 happened concurrently)
- Clean up, reapply burn cream and go to lake to enjoy yummy fish on fire dip
Please, do not try this at home.
